Oh Jager

I was exercising today in when Jager walked in first whereing a pair of his sisters purple striped shorts pulle up to his armpits laughing I say" why don't you ask lilly to put a belt on you" A few minutes later he came in with all of his tools tucked and hung onto the belt loops instead of a belt. He said"this is my belt". Sadly I didn't get a picture of it because before I could he had turned around and changed into this. He was pretty proud of himself! The other day I was upstairs getting the twins ready for bed assuming that Jager was downstairs being a good boy, when he came upstairs covered in this brown sticky stuff. At first I was a little nervous since he had found my parents gas can the other day. I quickly smelled it and found out it was chocolate now my mind is rilling with where he could have gotten chocolate and what else it could have been on if he had covered himself this well with it. This is what I found..again he was pretty proud. He said" I painting pictures for you mommy" .how could I be angry at that?!